I was going to write a list of things to do with leftover wine...but I keep running out of material.
I thought I would blog about children who don't sleep through the night...but I'm too tired.
I wanted to write about how my kids won't let me get anything done...but they won't let me.
I was just about post how guilty I feel that I don't do more for my kids...but then one of them called for me to wipe their rear end.
I was planning on writing about how terrible certain children tv shows are...but they're the only reason I got to write this.